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Bald Is Beautiful:

A sort of cabaret number, for a leaning-toward-love woman or for a bald man (2 sets of lyrics).
Lyrics (male version) - Lyrics (Female version) - Sheet music

Old People With Spunk:

A real jazz-y feel with plenty of "-unk" rhtymes.
Lyrics - Sheet music

Green Crusaders:

Behind the lines, there’s a strong ecological message here.
Lyrics - Sheet music

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If you want to discover some more songs, check out the songs on the albums, "Harmony Farm" and "Out On The Street" in the CDs For Sale section of this website. Lyric and music sheets are available for them too upon request.

 
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